And nobody knows like me
(apologies in advance...)
Google Drop-Down Menus and A Logical Conclusion
Google Screen Shots:
I am assuming that the content of Google drop-down
menus is determined by the most frequent inquiries.
Based on this logic, I rationally conclude
that it is statistically probable that one or more of these
character-types exist:
(1) Overweight, oversexed stoners
looking for Chuck Norris videos
(2) Freshly tattooed Erin Andrews fans
desperately seeking zhu zhu pets and
a cold sore remedy
(3) Angst-ridden, vainglorious teenage parolees
practicing unsafe sex --
searching for a cheap plane ticket to escape abroad,
while learning how to kiss (online) and speak Spanish
practicing unsafe sex --
searching for a cheap plane ticket to escape abroad,
while learning how to kiss (online) and speak Spanish
Found Deli Schematic in Abandoned Kitchen
Sphinx 9 x 12 Jute Clasp Manila Envelope (Back)
Sharpie Permanent Marker
Friday's Thoreau Excerpt
Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short intervals, not having had time to acquire any new value for each other. We meet at meals three times a day, and give each other a new taste of that old musty cheese that we are. We have had to agree on a certain set of rules, called etiquette and politeness, to make this frequent meeting tolerable and that we need not come to open war. We meet at the post-office, and at the sociable, and about the fireside every night; we live thick and are in each other's way, and stumble over one another, and I think that we thus lose some respect for one another.
- Thoreau's Walden (c. 1854)
